...you know, except for the fact that it's made out of yarn.
Yes, my friends, I can now crochet waffles! Why you ask? Well, I found this pattern the other day to make a waffle-y thermal scarf. But, since I live in Arizona and already have too many scarves (well, relatively), I didn't really want to make a whole scarf for myself. I just happened to have this awesome orange yarn and voila! Le waffle!
Good thing the nephews have a play kitchen in need of some breakfast foods...